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I live for my family, teaching, reading, and the joy of every new day, and I write to live! I've written both non-fiction, and adult and young adult fiction, and am currently working on a novel set in both California and London. This means I get to travel! Qualifications/Education: M.F.A., Creative Writing, 2009 Goddard College, Vermont. California Single Subject Teaching Credential Program, English, 1996 University of Redlands, Redlands, CA. B.A., English Literature, 1996 California State University, San Bernardino, CA.

Monday, June 24, 2013

French Patisseries!


June 23, 2013

Alone in Paris.  This isn’t a lament.  It’s quite exciting, to be sure.  I’m about to go for a little explore and will fill you in on the details when I return. 

6 hour break…

Or maybe tomorrow.  Now that I’m back, I’m sleepy. 

 June 24, 2013

Last day in Paris.  I’m going to clean up and take a walk along the river to get closer to the Eiffel Tower.  The weather seems to be holding, but no blue skies.  I hope to get some good pictures and I know I’ll see new sights if I get out of the neighborhood.  Plan to bring something simple in to eat for dinner that I pick up on the way back.  Then I will contact the lady here to check out in the morning, and figure out a way to wake up at the proper time.  Tomorrow I will travel all the way home.  Amazing.
Yes, I made the stroll, the beautiful riverwalk stroll all the way from the Maraise to the Eiffel Tower without a single stop.  And back.  So much to talk about that later.
As an aside, I must assure you there are many interesting tidbits handwritten in my Brown Bag Books Journal.  In the interest of sleep (something I am greatly interested in, it seems), for now I am only typing up a little bit here and there.  I find it easier to walk with a journal and a pen, to stop and jot, then I do to haul out the laptop, as slim and lovely as it is, while strolling.  Strolling, I did today.  And plenty.  Being my last day in Paris, I felt driven to get out and walk.  Though I wanted to stop in and browse the museums I passed, I could not.  I needed to feel Paris under my feet. 

And so...  Did I mention dropping my beautiful pastry (also known as my dinner) on the floor of the shop immediately after purchase?  This after my very brave journey of many kilometers and some miles I can't translate without a single break?  Dropping it before I had a single taste.  No water, no food; I was a virtual desert survivor.  And there, when it was just within my reach, I dropped my salvation.  If you need proof that the French are not mean:  The lady who served me did not scowl.  I was very apologetic, of course, and I did not ask for a refund.  Lesson:  Sometimes “to go bags” are not really bags.  They may  instead be really pretty paper that is pinched and rolled “just so” around your gorgeous last Parisian pastry.  Should you casually pick up this “not a bag” and try to walk away with a French “Merci,” you may find that it has fallen through the other side of the so pretty paper and your fellow customers are crying, “Madam!  Votre Pastrie!”  (or something close to that; it may actually have been, “Madam!  You Idiot!”).  There it is.  A terrible, extremely colorful mess on the shiny white tile floor.  You have lost the raspberries and crème from the top!  You are caught between plans of throwing the whole thing out, or…perhaps rewrapping the main body of the pastry, the undamaged remains, ala George in Seinfeld, knowing the whole time (which is only seconds-I never imagined my mind could move so quickly) that the lady of the shop will know and find you hideous… but you want that pastry!  You want it in a way that only an American on their last day in Paris could want it, and it is getting late, you know you won’t find another shop open.

What do you do?

You pick it up, apologize, rewrap it, and leave. 

You are alone in Paris, after all.

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Bodies of Smoke

From Bodies of Smoke

"The day was suddenly quieter, or maybe it just seemed to hush as Jan witnessed the spectacle of ashes falling all around him, slowly turmbling out of the sky, carried on the soft breeze from some unknown fire. He looked toward the forest, thinking of a wildfire, but the sky in that direction was serenely blue. The wind was blowing from the other direction, anyway. It was coming from town. Oswiecim. There was a railroad station there, and a camp.

Jan continued to stand, face upturned, wondering what was happening. What new calamity might this foretell? Maybe the whole world was going to light itself on fire. Maybe it already had.

Ashes continued to float down on his face, his head, his shoulders, cradling themselves in his outstretched hands. Finally, ashes covered all of the roses."


Bodies of Smoke

copyright protected, R L Johnstone-Pohlman, March 14, 2010

What Are You Reading? The Two-Minute Book Review Series

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  • Foer, Jonathan Safran. Everything is Illuminated and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.
  • Irving, John. A Widow for One Year
  • Didion, Joan. The Year of Magical Thinking.
  • Dunn, Mark. Ella Minnow Pea.
  • Donnelly, Jennifer. A Northern Light.
  • Kingsolver, Barbara. Prodigal Summer. This is one of my favorite novels; it's lush and filled with nature imagery, humorous and thought provoking. Entirely wonderful.
  • Knapp, Caroline. Drinking: A Love Story. For anyone wondering about the alcoholic experience, here's your book. Exceedingly readable and feels absolutely honest.
  • Salinger, J.D. The Catcher in the Rye
  • Gaiman, Neil. Neverwhere
  • Zusak, Markus. The Book Thief. As my writer friend says, "This is the book I wish I wrote." A book narrated by Death about a little girl living in Germany during WWII. This book will always live in my library!
  • Selznick, Brian. The Invention of Hugo Cabret. YA Graphic Novel. Some of my teen readers loved it, others found it too simple.
  • Colfer, Eoin Colfer. Airman. This book was voted favorite of the year with my middle school age book club.
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Poetry Corner

"August in Waterton, Alberta" by Bill Holm


Above me, wind does its best

to blow leaves off

the aspen tree a month too soon.

No use wind. All you succeed

in doing is making music, the noise

of failure growing beautiful.



"Lincoln by Vachel Lindsey"


Would I might rouse the Lincoln in you all,

That which is gendered in the wilderness

From lonely prairies and God's Tenderness.

Imperial soul, star of a weedy stream,

Born where the ghosts of buffaloes still dream,

Whose spirit hoof-beats storm above his grave,

Above that breast of earth and prairie-fire--

Fire that freed the slave.



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